hoaran:

btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude” 

catswithbenefits:

what if your belly button screamed when you put a shirt on because it was afraid of the dark

balkhy:

i dont wanna risk it tbh

jesus did not die on the cross for you to be wearing crocs and socks

thesassylorax:

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my rag time gal

romulusthread:

haha just checkin ur blog

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deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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