nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not when their opinion is offensive, just like all of yours have been

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

vinebox:

When Squad favorite song finally comes

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa