handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

how many fucks do i give about you?

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do i give a fuck?

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awesome-show-great-blog:

"What did we learn today?"

awesome-show-great-blog:

"What did we learn today?"

versacekardashian:

when a bug flies in your friends hair and you try to take it out

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