jjals:

Nicki Minaj could bitch slap me straight up on my damn face and i’d be like ‘yaaaas bitch, teach me who the boss is’. 

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez